There’s something in the Wi-Fi. This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi. We’re living in a Wi-Fi soup. Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the wi-fi, harvesting human minds, extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web. Stuck forever. Crying out for help.
Isn’t that basically Twitter?
Take a moment to consider the run of poor decisions that are required before you’re being told that you can’t pay guitar with a Beatles cover band when you’re drunk at a Mexican restaurant in Russia. Add all that up together and then consider that this man had access to our deadliest nuclear warheads. #LastWeekTonight
Ronald Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
Bill O’Reilly: “We need to build a Berlin wall along the Mexican border.”
Story: Bill O’Reilly Advocates For A Berlin Wall-Style Border Fence
This perfectly encapsulates the ridiculousness of the current immigration debate.
In a blind weapons test 9 out of 10 client states preferred weapons from the United States to those from I Can’t Believe It’s Not America.
That awkward moment when a conservative in Mississippi is hoping black people vote instead of trying to stop them.
First they outlaw slavery last year and now this…